Who are you calling clown, Bozo?
 

This is the debate that Mike Beebe and Asa Hutchinson might have had, but didn’t:Hutchinson: I want to do everything we can do protect these rural schools and keep the little children from spending their formative years on buses. I’m for flexible standards.

Beebe: Finally, something you know about. Flexible. Like our borders when you were in charge of keeping drugs and illegal aliens out.

Hutchinson: No, like you - telling those gay people you were for gay foster parents, then telling everybody else you weren’t.

Beebe: You have no idea what I told those gay people unless you were in the room, which maybe you were, since you’re a Republican and it turns out a bunch of y’all are gay.

Hutchinson: How dare you? You know I went to Bob Jones University. They expel people for being gay. I didn’t get expelled.

Beebe: I thought they just expelled people for being black.

Hutchinson: I’m not black, either. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I’d much rather be black than Nick Wilson’s best pal, like you.