You’re on the cultural right if you lean to “Grey’s Anatomy.” You’re on the cultural left if it’s “Brothers and Sisters.”

You’re on the cultural right if it’s Calista Flockhart. You’re on the cultural left if it’s Sally Field.

You’re on the cultural right if it’s Denny Crane. You’re on the cultural left if it’s Alan Shore.

You’re on the cultural right if it’s the SEC. You’re on the cultural left if it’s the Pac-10.

You’re on the cultural right if it was pecans. You’re on the cultural left if it was walnuts.

You’re on the cultural right if it was sweet tea. You’re on the cultural left if it was pinot grigio.